Saturday, 25 December 2010
Five Blogs of Christmas: A Christmas Message
It's hard to believe that this time last year I was lounging in the sun, swimming in the pool, eating BBQ food and watching a bulldog furiously masturbate. Instead I've got Grandparents questioning their mortality, mild racism, commentary on Deal or No Deal and the news that my great grandfather thought war was a good idea as it would thin the population. It's good to be home.
So what have we learnt this year? What's the main thing we can take from 2010? What do we need to remember as we hurtle forward into 2011?
I've thought long and hard about this question. Consulted friends and scholars and I have come to this conclusion...
'If it ain't 140 beats per minute, it ain't grime.'
Merry Christmas one and all. Hopefully you had a great day and are fat and happy. A special mention to everyone rocking it last night. I hope no one was so hungover that they ruined Christmas (Doing a Liam).