Sunday, 14 June 2009
What a long strange trip that was huh? There's been some radio silence here but that was because Nic & I have been on a two week tour of England. Starting in Lancaster moving on to Shrewsbury, Oswestry (The lady's home town. Look it up jerk), London and then finishing off in Brighton for a big Family wedding-fest (Congrats Glyn & Anna). On the way I developed a crippling fear of Lady GaGa's Poker Face, was crowned Fifa champion of the world, Used my wingmanning skills to get three different people laid (If you use the word 'laid' in a loose enough way to include making out and seven hour conversations), had a drink with a lesbian stripper, was harassed by a transexual whilst singing McFly's 'All About You' on karaoke, flashed London's landmarks and went to a sexual art exhibition being held in a pub with my parents. All in all it was a great two weeks!
Whilst i was away the new issue of Gallery came out. Check it out here. Go and ch-ch-check it out. It's maybe my favourite issue ever. Thanks to Russ for boldening and enlarging the quote about Transformers teaching me more about life than my parents and teachers. There's also mention of Sex & The City necrophilia, Charlie Kaufman and Charlie's Angels torture porn.