There's nothing quite like drinking with your parents. Especially when they're paying and they're on the tequila. Neither of them are in the best shape today.
In related news yesterday my Dad was on page 3 of the Jersey Evening Post. He wasn't going topless (Although he's not a fan of shirts). No it was about him auctioning off his parking space and cycling to work for three months. Yes, that made page 3. Sometimes the island can be a very quiet place.